CONTACTS

I picked up contact lenses today. Once I get used to willingly sticking a small, foreign object into my eyes, I can play ball, swim and bike without being impeded. I can also buy sunglasses without the added expense and hassle of prescription lenses. (Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George loses his glasses and has to wear his prescription swimming goggles instead. Hilarious.)

I'll keep by specs though for when I want to look smarter, err, more intelligent, than I actually am.